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Van Helsing

Popcorn Flick

Van Helsing (2004) Poster
 
Van Helsing
 
Directed By
Stephen Sommers
 
Starring
Hugh Jackman
Kate Beckinsale
Richard Roxburgh
 
Running Time
2 hours, 25 minutes
 
Story
Set in the late 19th century, monster hunter Dr. Gabriel Van Helsing is summoned to a mysterious land in East Europe to vanquish evil forces... evil forces with names like Count Dracula ,the Wolf Man , and Frankenstein's Monster (Hensley). Assisting him once he gets there is Anna the heir of a long-running family committed to hunting down and destroying Dracula
 
High Points
The high points were definitley the action and the direction. On some things mind you. Dracula's hellbeast and whatnot were not good decisions. The new Werewolf transformations were howevere. The acting was okay...and the script was bleah...though it's clever one liners saved some of it. There really isn't much else...except for the bringing back of the classic horror characters such as The Wolfman, Frankenstein's Monster, and Count Dracula.
 
 
Low Points
The low points include story and special effects. I felt that the creatures were far too cartoony and it was a little distracting. The story...well...it's stupid. It's a half-assed putogether story that intertwines scifi into the story more than need be. Dracula can't have sex with his brides to give birth to hundreds of tiny vampire bat things. That's just fucking stupid....go away Brian Sommer and never return.
 
I give Van Helsing a C+

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